(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
- I really enjoy drinking tea, teacher. / - Alright.
To make it taste better,
I added some sug-bas.
What? Sug-bas?
I mixed a sugar cube and basil!
You startled me.
It tasted better.
Teacher, I'm the youngest at my job
and it really stresses me out.
They always ask me to make coffee.
They always ask me to make copies.
And I'm always going home late.
I mixed those three stressful things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Coffee, copies, going home...
Coffee, copies, going home!
Cof-cop-home!
My company is cof-cop-home!
My boss can cof-cop-home!
Everyone!
Cof-cop-home!
Good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
What the...
Who are you?
Hello there.
I run a mart nearby. I'm Mr. Toto!
What brings you here?
Who made these?
What's wrong with the rice puffs?
I ate these all day!
I'm supposed to sell these,
but I ate them all!
I ate a few just because I was bored.
They disappeared!
All gone!
I'd better stop eating these. I'd better stop eating...
I'm eating it again!
I didn't mean to...
Did you put something strange in here?
No, why?
Snacks should be flavored.
Chocolate flavored or strawberry flavored...
It needs a flavor,
but this thing has no flavor.
Yet it still tastes good!
It's tasty how flavorless it is!
That emptiness is delicious!
This won't do.
I'm going to get rid of this.
I'll get rid of it!
All gone.
Even the crumbs are yummy!
Really?
Who made this?
You can go now.
I'll be back again next time.
Take these with you.
Bye, Mr. Toto!
Alright, that was Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
Teacher!
♪ Do it myself ♪
♪ All by myself ♪
Gosh, so flippant.
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Gosh, that's too loud. Can you quiet down?
Zip!
I have something to tell you, teacher.
What is it?
- You told us to stay behind and clean up. / - Yes.
But the students didn't clean and they left.
What? They didn't clean up?
Hey! Who didn't help cleaning? Raise your hand!
Me.
You didn't clean?
I did not.
He's the only one that didn't clean?
Yes.
It was just me.
Then why would you tell me that?
Why didn't you clean?
I had club activities, so I couldn't.
- Oh, club activities. / - Yes.
What club are you in?
Teacher...
Oh, you're on the track team.
No, I'm in the reading club.
What's his deal?
Teacher, I'll clean up.
Forget it. Give me that.
- I'll do it. / - No, teacher.
Forget it. Let me.
I'll do it, teacher.
- Teacher, here. / - It's fine. I'll do it.
- I'll do it, teacher. / - It's fine.
- No, teacher. Let me / - It's fine.
- Allow me, teacher. / - It said it's fine.
- I'll do it, teacher. / - It's fine.
- Put it down, teacher. Let me. / - It's fine.
- I'll do it, teacher. / - It's fine.
I'll do it, teacher.
I'll do it, teacher!
- I said I'd do it. / - Hey.
What are you doing?
Are you playing games with me?
I'm sorry.
This is where the games stop.
- The games stop now? / - Yeah!
Would you be quiet?
Zip.
What's your deal? You just transferred here.
What is it? Are you in some kind of trouble?
Just tell me.
- Teacher... / - Yeah.
My family's having financial problems...
So I've started a late night part-time job.
I see...
I had no idea.
I'm sorry.
Is there any way I can help?
Just tell me.
No, it's fine, teacher.
No, no. It's fine. Just tell me.
- Teacher... / - Yeah.
Get me some coffee.
I want iced Americano.
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Alright.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about payment methods.
- First, you can pay in cash. / - Right.
- Or use gift certificates. / - Of course.
And... This is very commonly used.
The paycheck-robber.
What's that called?
A paycheck-robber.
Why is that a paycheck-robber?
This thing makes my entire paycheck disappear.
If it's a robber, report it to the police.
Why carry it in your wallet?
This paycheck-robber...
Sir, isn't this a paycheck-robber?
Why are you nodding?
- It's called something else. / - No.
Just say it. Come on.
You already know this.
Don't say it.
No, you said you wouldn't speak English.
You're a proud Korean!
Don't use English!
Card!
C-A-R-D. Card!
Business credit card.
All new prepaid and secured, cash back dream card.
Card radish kimchi.
A nail card-er.
Granny's knife-card noodles.
A radish please.
Hey, hey, hey.
What was that?
Card-cardy Park Junhyeong.
Card-cardy?
♪ If I can see you ♪
♪ Even if I lose my card ♪
It's fine.
Teacher.
Is it okay if I use English?
Are you feeling sick?
Just call it a card.
- Then I'll keep going. / - Go ahead.
Alright.
Now, we'll talk about the items at karaoke.
- First, there's the karaoke machine. / - Right.
- And the song book. / - Right.
And to make your voice sound louder...
They have this voice stick.
What?
What's that called?
A voice stick.
This is a voice stick?
Not a matchstick.
A voice stick.
- So it's a voice stick? / - Right.
It looks like one.
So you sing into a voice stick at karaoke?
Of course.
People fight over this.
You sure made a great name.
A voice stick.
Sir, isn't that right?
Please stop nodding!
Everyone here calls it something else!
- You know this. / - It's a voice stick.
- A voice stick. / - I know you know.
- Don't say it. / - No!
Hold it in!
- No! / - Don't say it!
You said you wouldn't speak English!
Mic!
M-I-C. Mic!
Professional dynamic mic.
Universal vocal wireless broadcasting
condenser mic.
Beolgyo Mic-cockles.
Corn mic wine.
Zion.T.
Why him?
♪ Be happy ♪
♪ Don't be mic ♪
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I can't not speak English.
Alright. Will you go sit down now?
Yes, I'll do that now.
Alright, bye.
Thank you everyone for coming to Gag Concert!
Bye-bye!
Good job, Seongwon.
Please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
When it's hot like it is now,
it's great to go to an island for vacation.
Do you know what my favorite island is?
Ulleungdo.
Jeju-do!
People Come First Island.
Try looking for this island online.
You won't find it.
I heard that this will be
your last class today, Mr. Principal.
Thank you so much for everything.
Then I'll leaving.
- Mr. Principal! / - Mr. Principal!
♪ Thank you, a teacher's ♪
People come first!
(People come first)
I told them to do this.
I hope all the laughing from Gag Concert
makes the heat disappear.
Bye, bye, bye, bye!
(Call Center)
Hello!
I'm Jeong Haecheol, operator for smart AC units.
It's a healthy food for everyone.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong, operator for kimchi.
I'm Yang Seonil, operator for hair loss shampoo.
You need this for the hot weather.
I'm Yang Sangguk, operator for bamboo wives.
Ma'am, our kimchi is made with organic cabbages.
So there's nothing to throw out, even the juice.
The juices...
Is oily.
Your hair gets really oily in the afternoon.
But if you use our shampoo, it'll feel fresh all day.
And if you use our conditioner too,
then your hair...
LED lights light up.
You don't need mood lights.
And AC units may form condensation on the surface,
but don't worry.
That's all...
Anchovy extract.
The anchovy extract adds a lot of deep flavors.
Ma'am, you won't need any other side dishes.
Just take a head of kimchi out...
And go to bed with it.
It's so refreshing.
If you use our bamboo wife just once...
You'll freeze.
That's how cool it is.
Our AC unit is very simple to use.
As soon as you plug it in...
Wash it in water.
Even kids that can't deal with spiciness will love it.
And you have no appetite from the hot weather, right?
All you need to do is tear up a piece of kimchi
and your mouth...
It bubbles a lot.
Even a little bit can produce a lot of bubbles.
And those with a wide forehead due to hair loss...
Just use our shampoo regularly for a month.
Then your forehead...
192 square meters.
Our AC can cover 192 square meters.
And it has an AI system. It's just like a person...
You'll have two bowls of rice.
That's how good our kimchi goes with rice.
And we used the best ingredients, so...
It's empty!
That's why it's light and useful.
Ma'am, try washing your hair with our shampoo.
Then your hair...
It smells sour.
But since we make our kimchi to-order,
it wouldn't be sour.
If you really want to enjoy it,
leave it out in room temperature for a day.
Then the kimchi...
Hair will start to grow.
It helps with hair-restoration.
Those concerned about hair loss
should use our shampoo regularly and your hair...
It has so many holes.
That's how the wind passes through.
Ma'am, don't worry about installing our AC.
We'll send someone to your house to install it.
And he's...
You'll notice the volume.
Keep using our shampoo and
you'll notice the volume.
And our shampoo smells really nice.
So try washing your hair with our shampoo
and let your husband smell your hair.
Then he'll...
It turns off on its own.
No need to wake up to turn it off when you sleep.
Yes, ma'am. Please buy our kimchi today.
If you purchase some today,
this should help you get the kimchi out of the jar...
You get a back-scratcher.
And this is for the kimchi stew.
We'll give you hair powder.
And so you can enjoy our kimchi for a long time...
We'll put it on the ceiling.
Alright, ma'am.
Thank you for your purchase.
(Love Brothers)
It might be hard to believe,
but I've been unable to date.
It might be hard to believe,
but I've been avoiding dating.
- You mean unable... / - I'm avoiding it.
- You're avoiding it? / - Yeah.
Strange...
It might be hard to believe,
but I've never not dated someone.
It might be hard to believe,
but I feel like I'm dating every day.
I'm jealous of you two!
- Why are you jealous, Taehun? / - Sure I am.
You meet plenty of girls.
- I hear you're seen often at Hongdae. / - I do not!
People have been posting on the message board.
Those are all rumors.
Did you post that?
- No, just search... / - I didn't come here to explain...
- Have a seat. / - A lot of sightings in Hongdae.
This might be hard to believe,
but I'm a fool when it comes to love.
I find dating to be so difficult.
I think it's harder than any exam.
So recently,
I broke up with my beloved girlfriend.
While we were dating,
there was unfaithfulness for over a year.
Gosh...
She's terrible.
No, I cheated on her.
- What? / - What?
And she happened to catch me cheating on her.
I wrote her a letter by hand
telling her that I'd never do that again
and I asked her for forgiveness.
Yeah, you should write a letter.
To the both of them.
Hey!
I figured one would come back to me.
I've really done a lot of reflecting.
So thankfully, I was forgiven
and I'm in a nice relationship again.
Yeah, be good to just one girl.
With both of them.
I really can't get caught again.
- You're a scumbag! / - I'll alternate between them.
Oh, come on! You're a scumbag!
Move it. Don't say things like that.
People, no need to listen to him.
I am not dating by choice.
I feel hot already.
But I'm not here to say this.
I am here to talk about the deep-rooted
discrimination in Korea.
Have you ever searched for the terms
"for couples" on the internet?
You get all sorts of
search results for that.
Take a look.
Pension for couples.
Room cafes for couples.
And all sorts of travel packages.
But have you ever searched for "for singles?"
- For singles? / - For singles.
Let's see the search results.
"Cleaning with a brush."
"Get every nook and cranny with the right brush."
"Get it clean with a brush..." What is this?
What is this?
I did find something actually uses it right.
What is it?
Level 95 legendary weapon.
A dungeon for single players.
Everything is either related to games or cleaning!
That's why I'm always playing games at home!
But I don't clean.
And that's not all.
There's even discrimination at restaurants.
If I try to eat alone during lunch when it's busy,
I feel a bit wary.
That I'm taking up a table for two by myself.
But think about this.
Two people going and eating 2 servings
and me going and eating 3 servings.
What's better for the restaurant?
Restaurant owners, really think about that.
You'd definitely eat more.
Know what's great about being single?
Since it's just you and the food,
you can focus on eating and eat really fast.
Faster turnover ratio.
And I don't leave leftovers.
So restaurants should stop having signs
that says, "Big groups welcome."
They should have signs that says, "Singles welcome."
And when you get a customer,
don't ask them "How many in your party?"
Ask them "How many servings?"
When I show up, they'd tell a couple eating there,
"Move it or lose it!
Yoo Minsang has to eat 6 servings here!"
They'd move and I'd sit there!
Eat 6 servings of food!
You're all laughing and enjoying yourselves
saying how funny I am.
This isn't a joke!
This is how I really feel!
Don't make me feel bad about eating by myself!
- Alright, alright. / - You think this is a joke?
Go sit down.
Let's give him a hand.
He's just lonely.
It's not from loneliness.
It wouldn't be funny even if it was a joke.
Guys are so thoughtless.
They know nothing about women.
There's a saying.
Girls prefer a thoughtful guy over a nice guy.
Right?
I'll tell you all how to be a thoughtful guy.
Listen and learn.
I went on a trip with my girlfriend
a few days ago.
She said she was fine going anywhere
as long as we're together.
I noticed what she packed.
I saw sunglasses and a flamingo tube...
And even a sexy bikini.
So, where should we go for vacation?
The beach.
A hotel swimming pool.
Or somewhere with a private pool.
Right. Songchu Valley in Bukhansan.
- What? / - Huh?
She'll have to be noticed wearing
a bikini in a dense forest.
Girls love being noticed.
This is so thoughtful.
You have to remember this.
- Songchu Valley. / - Don't write that down!
We went to the valley
and the nature was amazing.
We saw rice fish, cicadas,
mantises, diving beetles,
water snakes, bullfrogs...
So many living creatures.
That's when I threw a surprise for my girlfriend.
"Honey, I have a gift for you. Give me your hand."
I gave her the cicada I caught from a tree.
A childish prank like that can trigger
a woman's motherly love.
I don't think so.
Motherly love. Okay, I'm writing that down.
I'm so thoughtful, aren't I?
Nope.
And I prepared a special barbecue for her.
Oh, barbecued pork.
Or barbecued duck.
No, not those.
The bullfrog I caught earlier.
Barbecued frog legs...
I fed her some.
She loved it.
After a nice meal,
my girlfriend said,
"Honey, I want to take a walk by myself."
And who am I? I'm the super thoughtful guy.
I knew what she meant,
so I dug a hole and
made a toilet for my girlfriend.
Go on, you can do your business here.
What are you talking about?
I stuck by her side in case she'd get scared.
No, no!
I covered her up with my jacket.
And in case she'd be embarrassed of being noisy,
I even beatboxed.
No!
You can't tell where the sounds are coming from.
After my girlfriend finished her business,
I made sure to clean up after her.
But then my girlfriend disappeared.
Why do you think so?
Of course she'd leave!
She wanted to play hide and seek!
She still hasn't showed up. Where are you?
Where's my girlfriend? Where did she go?
You seem like a crazy person.
- Where is she? / - Geez...
- What was that? / - You have a problem.
- Are you sane? / - But I really love her.
You're out of your mind.
Sit down.
- Get it together, you guys! / - Why?
- This is why you aren't married yet. / - What?
Watch and learn.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I love my wife so much.
I don't want her to wear out,
so I don't even look at her.
- What? / - Why not?
- That's how happy I am. / - Oh, I see.
When I was living alone before I got married...
It was dark when I got home.
Lonely and depressing.
I hated coming home.
But now...
As soon as I open my door, my pretty wife
says to me in her pretty voice...
"Look at the time!"
"Why were you out for so long?"
"You call yourself human?"
She talks into my ear for 3 hours.
So long...
Like my very own ASMR.
"You call yourself human?"
I'm so happy!
It doesn't look like it.
Does that look like he's happy?
No, no.
And before I got married,
it was such a hassle to cook for myself.
So my fridge was always empty.
But now...
My pretty wife fills up our fridge with food.
I told her that I liked fish,
so she bought fresh canned tuna.
I said I was exercising,
so she bought fresh canned chicken breast.
I told her that I liked fruit,
so she bought fresh canned pineapples.
That's just like me.
Fresh fruit
can be eaten until 2022.
That's a long time.
You can keep it for a long time.
I'm so happy!
There's even more food in the freezer.
Fritters from last Chuseok.
From last year...
Grain powder nobody has touched.
Right...
And a mysterious black bag.
It's true!
You never know what it is...
I'm so curious about what's in the bag!
But what's more amazing is...
Whether it's grain powder, fritters
or some other food...
They all taste like the freezer.
- That's true! / - It's true.
- I'm so happy! / - Are you really though?
I need to get home fast!
- Why? / - What is it?
To listen to my wife's ASMR.
ASMR...
- See? We're all actually... / - I miss you, honey.
Very happy!
(Are You Human?)
What the...
Hey...
Aliens are looking for the Fantastic Tornado Machine
and there's only one left on Earth?
What's that?
It's Dr. Jo.
Hologram.
Video chat.
Show me Professor Jo.
- Dr. Hong. / - Yes, Dr. Jo.
Did you hear aliens have invaded Earth?
Yes, I heard.
This is the Fantastic Tornado Machine
the aliens are after.
It looks like a portable fan.
- Shut it. / - What?
Anyway, if you have this,
the aliens might target you. Send.
Why would you give this to me?
- I have a wife and kid. / - What?
Call end.
What the...
What was that? How strange.
Hello, Dr. Hong.
Who are you?
I was sent to work at this lab.
I'm the head of the alien research team for NASA.
The head of the alien research team...
Then can you give me information on the aliens?
- Take a look at the file. / - Okay.
The aliens drink through their arm pits.
And the aliens blow their nose through their butt?
What the...
An alien!
No, Dr. Hong. It's a misunderstanding.
That was just an example.
Can I see the Fantastic Tornado Machine
around your neck?
How do you know what this is?
That's it. Show me Dr. Jo now!
What is it, Dr. Hong?
Dr. Jo! An alien came to me!
- Nice. / - What?
- Shut it. / - What?
So, if you press the switch on
the Fantastic Tornado Machine twice...
It lit up!
The light will cause him to attack you more.
What?
I already pressed it!
- Shut it! / - What the...
May you rest... I mean, Good luck.
- What? / - End call.
- What was he about to say? / - Give it.
Give me that!
I won't give it up so easily!
That's it...
A shotgun!
He caught the bullet with his teeth!
No, Dr. Hong.
Oh, yeah? A machine gun this time!
Is he dead now?
Odd or even?
He's playing odds-evens with bullets?
Odd or even?
- Odd. / - Even. You owe me 50 cents.
- Don't be ridiculous! / - You owe me 50 cents.
That's it... Magnetic field, full blast.
You fool.
I bet it's hard to move now.
Stretching arm!
- Dr. Hong. / - What the...
Can you turn this off?
I'll turn it off.
Come back.
Your arm got longer!
No, I just have long arms, Dr. Hong.
Don't be ridiculous.
- Don't talk about my complex! / - Quiet, you alien.
That's it. Show me Dr. Jo now.
Dr. Jo, help me out.
Why are you putting a sheet mask on?
What did you say?
Shut it.
Geez...
Anyway, my skin needs to become nicer.
I'll get wrinkles, so don't make me talk.
- What the... / - I'll take this off in 10 minutes.
End call.
You're not even going to help me?
You might not have noticed, but I'm an alien.
I knew that!
Give it up and give me
the Fantastic Tornado Machine.
It won't be that easy!
What the...
He's using his powers.
He's using his powers!
No...
I can't give it to him!
No!
I finally have it!
This will blow them all away!
The world?
I'm going to blow some bubbles.
What?
What the... What?
What is this?
What are you doing?
Sing with me!
- ♪ Flying through the sky ♪ / - Everyone!
What is this?
Go back to your own planet!
(Ugly Inside)
Wow, I haven't been to the arts center in forever.
Isn't this nice, honey?
♪ At this moment ♪
♪ Right here, Yumi ♪
Geez...
Honey, they'll have exhibitions and performances.
What should we do?
- Let's break up. / - What are you talking about?
My face keeps changing.
It drives me crazy!
I want to change my face again. It drives me crazy.
I can't afford it. You're lucky, honey.
It's not like that, Yumi.
Listen, honey.
It doesn't matter how your face changes.
I love you.
Yumi, I'm so sorry.
I won't ever say that again.
Don't ever say that again.
I love you, Yumi.
Honey, they have exhibitions here
and there's a ballet performance too.
- Ballet? / - Should we watch it?
I've never watched one.
Yeah? Then I'll get a pamphlet.
- Oh, okay. / - Ballet?
Let me get a pamphlet.
Ballet...
♪ At this moment ♪
♪ Right here, Yumi ♪
You're Byeongcheol?
That's right.
Are you a ballerina or a ballerino?
Hold on. Can you please cover up?
I saw something dark.
Sorry.
So, are you a ballerina or a ballerino?
What's your deal?
I'm a ballerinano.
Don't be ridiculous.
I'm going home.
Yumi.
It's raining outside.
Take an umbrella.
And he's being sweet...
My gosh!
What are you doing?
My goodness...
I guess it must be hot out.
This umbrella smells.
You use this.
I'm sorry, but I can't deal with this.
- Here's your ring back. / - I bought that.
That's dangerous!
Throw it out.
- You bought me this bag. / - No, no.
- I... / - Catch!
Yumi!
We need to talk.
Now you seem so confident.
Wow, chills.
What? You want to break up?
- Yeah. / - Don't be ridiculous.
I don't know what's making you so confident.
I'm sorry.
- Beat it. Get lost. / - I'm sorry.
- Forget you. Get out of my sight. Beat it! / - Sorry.
Get lost!
Honey, some weird ballerino came by.
Yeah.
What's going on?
I'm sorry, Yumi. I change all the time.
I won't change again.
No, it's fine.
How about we check out that sculpture exhibition?
No, I'll change again.
No. I'm getting a good feeling from that exhibition.
- Sculptures? / - Yeah.
Maybe being around sculptures
will make you like a walking sculpture.
- A walking sculpture? / - Yeah.
- Alright. / - Go ahead.
- Alright. / - Good.
I can't wait.
I have a good feeling about this.
This should be amazing.
Who... Who are you?
Yumi, it's Byeongcheol.
You had to think that long to tell me that?
No wonder you're "The Thinker."
I thought of something too.
I'm hungry. Let's go eat.
How about pork cutlets? Your favorite.
Yeah, let's go get pork cutlets.
- No! / - What is it?
I already ate pork cutlets for breakfast.
Then order something different.
Let's go.
- No! / - Why not?
Think about it. If you have pork cutlets,
I'll probably order pasta.
You'll probably ask me for a bite of my pasta.
I'll give you some. Your spit would get on my food.
I'd lose my appetite and stop eating.
Not eating would stress me out.
Then I'd drink to relieve stress.
Drinking leads to illness.
Illness leads to death.
I'll die if I eat something else.
Then just starve to death.
Huh?
Just starve to death.
- No! / - Get out, get out.
Get out, get out.
I can't believe he took that with him.
Geez...
Byeongcheol, where are you?
- Yumi. / - Huh?
Here I am.
- Where? / - Open the curtain.
This one?
What the... What happened to you, honey?
What? I'm a part-timer at this exhibition.
I guess you're embarrassed, Byeongcheol.
Why are you distorting your face with your hands?
Oh, it was already distorted.
Distorted?
Want to see?
The real-life version of Munch's "The Scream."
- Yumi. / - Honey, where are you?
- Where? / - Here, Yumi. Open the curtain.
This one? This one?
This one?
♪ At this moment ♪
♪ Right here ♪
Impressive singing.
♪ This moment that I've been longing for ♪
Oh, it's ready.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ I'll kill you ♪
♪ Get lost ♪
♪ Beat it ♪
♪ Leave ♪
(Refreshing Statements)
$10 watermelons
are on sale for $5 just for today.
On sale for $5.
Why are they so cheap?
They're so cheap.
Gosh, what a deal.
- Where? Where? / - Where? Where?
Get your hand off of it. I got to it first.
I got it first. You get your hand off of it.
You should let go.
You're holding it now.
I'm buying this so let go.
I'm also buying this. Let go.
Excuse me, I've been waiting to buy this watermelon.
I've been thinking of buying watermelon
since this morning.
I even dreamed of watermelon last night.
My goal for this year is buying a watermelon.
Buying watermelon at this mart is on my bucket list!
My dad's last wish is eating watermelon
from this mart.
I was born on a watermelon field!
I was a watermelon in my past life!
You think your poop doesn't stink?
Have you even seen my poop, lady?
Geez, I have to see poop when I'm at the mart?
What is going on here?
Why are you being so stubborn here, mister?
I said I got it first.
Do we need to watch the security footage?
Or should we throw the watermelon in the air
and see if it lands on heads or tails?
I can't believe you'd try to take
what I'm trying to buy.
I've seen people steal watermelon from a field,
but never at a mart.
Forget this. I have guests waiting at home.
I don't have time to argue with you.
So I'm taking this watermelon.
You are not. You'd better let go. Let go!
This guy...
Hey, what's that?
What is it? What is it?
Stop right there.
Move and you might lose a hand.
Is your brain flooded with sweat
since it's hot out these days?
Didn't you see me get to the watermelon first?
Don't try to argue with me.
Ladies that love arguing like this will try on
a medium and when they're obviously a large
and argue that it's too small.
Lady, I have to buy this and
bring it to a friend in the hospital.
Don't get in my way and let go.
If you want watermelon, go to a different mart!
Have you lost your mind, mister?
You got a different mart and buy one!
I don't think you understand the situation.
When we grabbed for the watermelon,
I reached with two hands and you used one hand.
5 of your fingers versus 10 of mine.
Don't you know which is bigger?
Don't you know math?
Forget this. I'm taking this watermelon.
You should go learn some math.
Geez...
The nerve of this lady... This mouth on her...
I can't believe my ears.
Do you want to live for only a season like a cicada?
I won't move a single step
until I take this watermelon.
If you want to take this watermelon,
you'd better take me too.
Or you can grow a new watermelon
from the seeds I spit out.
Or else just hire a lawyer and
take this to court and ask,
"Who does this watermelon belong to?"
Let the court decide.
And if not that,
ask Kim Sangjung...
So the thing is...
Who does this watermelon belong to?
Ask him to make an episode on that!
Or else, over my dead body!
You think I can't make that happen?
I should sew your mouth shut instead.
You just eat watermelon because it's sweet.
You don't even know anything.
Watermelons originate from Africa.
It first came to Korea during the Goryeo era.
A man named Hong Dagu that betrayed
Goryeo and defected to the Mongols
first planted watermelons in Gaeseong.
Now it's grown throughout the year through
general cultivation and facility horticulture.
They're growing great watermelons now
as well as seedless ones.
Watermelon is good for nervousness, thirst and heat.
It's rich in both vitamins A and C.
It causes a diuretic action and it's good for nephritis.
You know nothing about watermelons!
That's why!
That's why you can just leave, mister!
And I'm buying this watermelon!
Forget all that!
Why are you talking for so long?
Forget all that! Let's make this fair and square!
We'll play rock, paper, scissors for it!
Fine then!
What'll you play? I'm playing rock.
Then I'll play paper.
Then I'll play scissors.
Then I'll play rock.
Then I'll play paper.
Then I'll play scissors.
Then I'll play rock.
Let's just play already!
Don't play and you lose. Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock paper scissors! Rock paper scissors!
Geez...
Rock paper scissors! Rock paper scissors!
Why do you keep copying me?
The watermelon and now this?
Are you into me?
I'm about to get proposed to at this mart.
Are you kidding me?
You must be out of your mind, mister!
What did you just say?
You'd better stop it before I beat you.
Want me to slap you silly?
- Hit me! Hit me! / - You think I won't?
- Hit me! / - You think I won't?
Final sale! Melons for $2 each!
(The Everything Show)
The amazing Everything Show starts now!
The team to open up our show
shocked even Kim Byungman.
Watch some feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
Please spare some change.
- Please spare some change. / - Hey.
What are you doing?
It isn't like that...
You fool!
Be more polite when you ask.
Please spare some change.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
This sturdy brick
will be lifted up using just teeth.
Impressive!
Gupal will do it!
I can do it! I can do it!
Oh, yeah?
50 bricks!
What?
Huh?
- Hey. / - Hey?
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I really can't do this.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this,
I won't use your razor anymore.
No wonder my face broke out!
Then I'll give it a shot.
Great!
One more time.
Gupal did it! Applause!
Are you okay, Gupal?
We sell wallpaper too.
Get out of here!
If you want to buy something, come backstage!
Get out of here.
Go.
Our next performers are masters of Korean singing!
It's the genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today
is "Kongjwi and Patjwi."
The evil step-mother is only kind to Patjwi
and she makes Kongjwi do all the housework.
This is what Kongjwi said after mopping all day!
Yeongmi! Yeongmi!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of Yeongmi, Sunmi and Yumi ♪
♪ The best is a nice figure ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Kongjwi was sad that
she couldn't fill the cracked crock with water.
Then a toad showed up to plug up the hole.
This is what Kongjwi said when she saw this!
♪ Get energized, super power ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of toads, sparrows and goblins ♪
♪ The best is R&B ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
With the help of the toad,
Kongjwi made it to the party.
There, the prince saw Kongjwi and fell for her.
This is what the prince said to Kongjwi!
♪ Who's your mama? ♪
- ♪ How did she give birth to you? ♪ / - Nonsense!
Nonsense!
♪ Out of kings, women and men ♪
♪ The best is no interest ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Those were our genius traditional singers.
Before we go, we'll treat the audience to ice cream
since it's so hot outside.
- Really? / - That's right!
You're all in for a treat today!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Get out!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Introducing the next show!
Get ready to meet some amazing performers.
It's the Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Raw ♪
♪ Sea ♪
♪ Bream ♪
♪ I want some ♪
♪ Thistle ♪ rice.
Thistle rice.
- With soy sauce mixed in. / - Sounds amazing.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Raining and squash fritters ♪
Squash fritters are perfect when it rains.
- Fish fritters too. / - Wow, sounds good.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I believe I can fried chicken ♪
Chicken! Man...
- One chicken per person. / - Yeah?
- 3 per person. / - Let's get some after this.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ Spicy rice cakes with noodles ♪
♪ Spicy chicken stir-fry ♪
Wow, what was that?
You just mentioned two dishes.
What was that?
There's even instant noodles.
Wow, instant noodles...
I could eat 10 packs right now.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
I wandered around the foot of the mountain
and I was mistaken for a wild boar.
♪ I came like a pig ♪
Don't go to the mountains.
Do not go.
- Let's go to the beach. / - Yeah, it's dangerous.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ Even if I'm lonely or sad ♪
♪ I want beef thin skirt ♪
- Where? / - Where's the beef?
Where's the beef?
Did you eat it all by yourself?
- Isn't this it here? / - You finished it!
Isn't this thin skirt?
Where is it?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ As long as tomorrow is better ♪
♪ Life starts now ♪
♪ Almond party ♪
They're mine.
(Two Job Republic)
Hello?
I'll find a seat so hurry over here.
- Bye. / - Oh! Right this way!
We have the cheapest seats.
- Really? / - Yes.
I'll sit here then.
A sun bed.
Go ahead and lie down.
Boy, that's nice.
I should take a nap.
These look really rotten.
I'll pull your tooth out now.
Why would you pull my tooth out?
In Two Job Republic, I work at this rental shop...
- And I'm a dentist. / - What?
Can you pay for the sunbed?
Sure.
Here you go.
$10 for the sunbed and $10 for the tube.
And $2,000 for the dental implant.
Why would you charge me for an implant?
- How strange. / - So much trash on the beach...
So much trash...
You should throw your ice cream out.
You just left it here...
Mister!
I didn't finish that yet.
- You haven't finished it? / - That's right.
I'm so sorry. Here you go.
- Give it. / - Grab it.
Can't grab it.
Hurry and grab it.
- I'll give you a lot. / - Give it.
So chewy.
What are you doing?
- What the... / - Chewy.
What are you doing?
In Two Job Republic, I'm a street cleaner...
- And I own a Turkish ice cream shop. / - What?
You're from Turkey?
I'm from Itaewon.
Oh, come on!
I'll order some food.
Chinese delivery?
Can I get some noodles and sweet and sour pork?
Food delivery!
What the... That was so fast.
I'm a Chinese delivery guy
and a track and field athlete.
But that was too fast.
- Put it down here. / - Okay.
Buy some fireworks!
Hold on!
My sweet and sour pork!
Where are you going?
Why's he so fast?
What was that?
- Hello. / - Hi.
- You must be a tourist. / - Yes.
Buy some fireworks.
Is this any fun?
Sure.
- Try it out. / - Okay.
This should be fun to light with my friends.
- Right? / - Yes.
This is a fine for $30.
What's this?
I'm a fireworks vendor and a policeman.
What?
You can't light fireworks here.
It wasn't just me. Others did too.
Why just pick on me?
What are you talking about?
I have my eyes on everyone!
How so?
Watch.
Pay me a $30 fine.
See?
I fined myself.
What is this?
I lost $30 and I made $30.
What?
What a strange guy...
I'm going for a swim.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
- Don't cross the red line. / - Okay.
What is this?
I hurt my foot!
Are you okay? You injured yourself?
I hurt my foot.
- Oh, your foot. / - Yes.
I stepped on a conch.
Why are there so many at this beach?
- There are many conches? / - Yes.
- Move it! / - What the...
Digging for conch, digging for conch...
Digging for conch...
- What are you doing? / - Digging for...
- What are you doing? / - I'm a lifeguard...
And I own a grilled clam restaurant.
I hurt my foot.
Oh, I'll give you first aid.
Just a moment.
What's this?
I'll give you plenty of freebies. Help me out.
Digging for conch, digging for conch!
- Digging for conch! / - Would you stop it?
- Forget this. / - Ma'am.
I found a conch.
You can take this.
Thank you.
Grab it. Can you?
Grab it fast.
Chewy.
Why do you keep saying chewy? It's conch!
- Sir. / - Yes?
I'm sorry about before.
These dumplings are on the house.
- Really? / - Yes.
Just put it down here.
Get out of there!
Hey! Hey!
What's with this country?
(Ms. Shin)
Director Jang.
I'm so upset.
Yesterday, for our team dinner,
we were supposed to go to karaoke after eating.
Why did you all go home?
I love singing.
Why did you all just go home?
We all went to karaoke.
- Gosh, I went to karaoke? / - Yes.
Gosh, I must've blacked out.
My goodness...
You sang 36 songs straight and passed out.
No wonder I was spitting up blood this morning.
You're the best at hogging the mic.
As long as I'm the best, I guess it's a good thing.
Hello.
Taehun.
Hello.
Taehun.
I don't think I can coach your acting today.
I'm so sorry.
I have a crying scene today.
I have to start getting into character now.
I'm so sorry.
I can't rehearse with you. I'm sorry.
That's fine.
It's a kissing scene,
so I'd be embarrassed to ask you to help me.
But...
Rather than seeking personal gain,
I think the right thing to do as a veteran
is to ignite the passion of a younger actor.
So, our kissing scene...
Shall we get started?
Alright. Just stand there with your arms out.
Okay, I'll do this.
My lady...
Don't you feel like you're flying?
That's how I feel...
When I'm with you.
I'm sorry.
Oh, what is it? What is it?
Are my pits sweaty?
It's not like that.
I feel like I'm getting in the way.
This is getting in the way!
Please focus on the kissing scene, Taehun.
Alright, then I'll try it again.
Alright, alright.
Don't you feel like you're flying?
That's how I feel...
When I'm with you.
I'm sorry.
Oh, what is it? What?
Do I have foundation in my pores?
It's not like that.
Rehearsing with you makes me nervous.
You're nervous?
Then how about we have a drink
and play a drinking game to help you relax?
- What? / - Alright.
I'm the king.
1, kiss the king.
I'd rather take two shots.
That isn't good for your health.
Ms. Shin, can we rehearse one last time?
Alright.
That's how I feel...
When I'm with you.
My lord...
I wish time would stop like this.
My lord...
It says you run out in the script.
What was that?
Gosh! I got a bit too into it.
I run out?
You run out looking embarrassed.
Goodness!
How do you run out looking embarrassed?
Like this?
Ms. Shin!
Oh, hey, Nami.
I want to rehearse with Ms. Shin.
Oh, I see.
Thank you for today, Ms. Shin.
Taehun...
- Don't we need to rehearse more? / - Hello.
Oh, hey.
How have you been, Ms. Shin?
I'm doing just fine.
- Goodness, hey. / - Yes?
What's with that outfit?
Oh, this is a crop top. They're trendy.
Goodness, hey! You think I don't know that?
An actress should have some dignity.
You think I'm an outie that I can't pull that off?
Youngsters aren't afraid of diarrhea.
She'll get it once her stomach gets cold
and she has to change underwear 5 times in a day.
Ms. Shin, can we rehearse just once?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Yes, here I go.
Servant!
My lady.
What's the problem, my lady?
How dare a servant steal rice?
My lady...
I was so hungry.
Please forgive me.
I'll never do it again.
Please let me live.
Please.
You lowly worm!
Yelling at you isn't enough.
Give this wench a beating!
I can't live like this anymore!
Please stop!
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me throw a rock at you?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I throw a rock that big?
Someone might think that I threw a boulder at you.
Goodness, youngsters these days
want to make me the most hated woman in Korea.
Young people are so scary these days.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me throw 6 rocks?
Ms. Shin... Oh... Are you okay?
- Ms. Shin. / - Director Jang.
Do you have plans after next week's shoot?
I'm free. What is it?
I'm thinking of having another team dinner.
My goodness! If we have team dinners often
and we all get along on set,
we'll have great ratings until the last episode.
Let's all drink and get wasted next week.
So, why are we having a team dinner?
You're going to be beaten to death next week.
- I'll be beaten to death? / - Yes.
- So, it's a wrap party for me? / - Right.
Gosh, I'm getting beaten to death
and we're throwing a party?
My goodness...
I feel so wronged. I feel so wronged!
I can't die on my own!
You're all going to die too!
All of you!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple paper cup trick.
See these paper cups?
As you can see, there's nothing in them.
We need someone from the audience
to help with this trick.
Is there anyone here
that has anything valuable?
I'll find someone.
This should be a good pick.
You, with the watch. Please come up.
I'll bring her up on stage.
Alright, miss.
Can you take your watch off?
I have a watch here.
I'll take this watch...
And I placed it under this paper cup.
I'll turn around.
You can mix up these paper cups all you want.
Tell me when you're done.
Are you finished?
Out of the way, please.
So...
We'll eliminate the paper cups...
That don't have her watch underneath.
Is it expensive?
Not in here.
- Amazing, right? / - Oh, come on!
This is rigged!
It's totally rigged...
Come on up, chatty guy.
I think that was rigged.
Come on up.
So, sir.
What do you have that's valuable?
I don't have anything valuable. Just my phone.
Alright, I put it here.
- Mix them up. / - Okay.
- Okay. / - Done?
Now I'll guess...
Where your phone is.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now, we'll show you the highlight of our show.
We'll show you a movie poster trick.
As you can see...
There's nothing here.
Just the posters.
Turn them around.
What movies are there? Let's see.
Let's see the first movie.
"Batman v Superman."
There's "Cars" and...
"Mother," starring Kim Hyeja.
"Batman v Superman," which the adults like.
Let's take a look.
"Batman v Superman."
What will happen?
We'll all say the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3.
Abracadabra!
Hey!
Get out.
Beat it.
Get out of here.
Which one this time?
Kids love this movie.
The animated movie, "Cars."
Do you all like this one too?
Then, this time...
What kind of trick will it be?
Keep your eyes on the poster.
So...
The magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3!
- Abracadabra! / - Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Now...
It's the last movie.
What was the last movie again?
"Mother."
What do you all think will happen?
This is the last one, people.
Let's all say it loudly.
The magic word at the count of 3.
1!
2!
3!
Abracadabra!
Mom?
- For real. / - Jeonggeun!
- This is Magician Bae Jeongeun's mother. / - Son!
Why are you here?
- Jeonggeun! / - Yeah?
I told you not to hang out with bad men like that.
Ma'am, we aren't bad people.
We are magicians.
Really?
- Then should I show you a magic trick? / - Okay.
Abracadabra!
Applause!
(How Awkward)
How awkward.
A stranger keeps throwing a ball at me.
How awkward.
I'm trying to give her ball back,
but she keeps throwing it back.
But this is fun.
How awkward.
That's my ball.
When am I supposed to ask for it back?
How awkward.
We've been at this for 2.5 hours.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
That's my ball.
- Oh, really? / - Yes.
Thank you.
How awkward.
This isn't my ball.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
Here you go.
How awkward.
- It starts again. / - What?
How awkward.
Strangers are playing catch with my ball.
How awkward.
So, this is the concept of this skit.
- You all understand, right? / - Yes!
- Is this skit entertaining? / - Yes!
- You think it'll be a hit? / - Yes!
How awkward.
I should've asked to be in this one too.
Geez, these brats...
Get over here! Get down on all fours!
Get down!
You brats, students shouldn't be late.
Look at the time!
How awkward.
They still have 1 minute left.
I'll have to drag this speech out until 9 o'clock.
Don't you know what day it is today?
It's hot, humid and sticky out!
It's 9! It's past 9!
How awkward.
I'm a parent of a student.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
I'm a parent of a student.
Oh, really? I'm sorry.
Which way to the teachers' lounge?
This way.
How awkward.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
See? See?
I already know you're a troublemaker.
Look at this, look at this.
I'm sure I'll find cigarettes in your bag!
A student with cigarettes?
And a dirty magazine?
A student shouldn't bring a dirty magazine!
How awkward.
That's my bag.
That's not my bag!
This isn't yours?
It's not mine!
- Really? / - Yes!
What the...
You! Stand up.
How awkward.
She's my daughter.
Now what?
Down on all fours!
Students cause trouble from time to time.
Geez...
Why are you leaving so soon?
- I have some business to attend to. / - I see.
How awkward.
This is the wrong school.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
You should try to protect your friend!
How awkward.
Today's the school's anniversary.
What is he doing?
How awkward.
I say "How," you say, "Awkward!
- How! / - Awkward!
How awkward.
I didn't think you'd all do it.
Let's see the next story of "How Awkward."
- Sir. / - Yes?
This is some delicious halibut.
- We'll take another large order. / - Sure.
How awkward.
This place serves pork belly.
Where did he get the halibut?
Did he buy this?
- Sir, one bottle of soju please. / - Sure.
What would you like?
How awkward.
My part-timer is drinking.
Hey!
I'm the owner and I'm working! How can you drink?
Do the dishes!
How awkward.
I'm the owner.
Why is the pork belly restaurant owner
acting like he owns this place?
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
We're still waiting on the halibut.
How awkward.
I guess I'd better go buy some.
- Just a moment please. / - Okay.
- How long has it been since graduation? / - Yeah.
You guys only show up to these alumni meetings.
Guys! Long time no see! How are you all doing?
How awkward.
We went to a boys' high school.
Hey, there.
You got so pretty! Join us for a drink!
Take a shot.
How awkward.
I was their teacher. Why are they being so casual?
I was your homeroom teacher!
How awkward.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello, everyone.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
are luggage bags.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello!
You need a luggage bag when traveling.
That's right. Yoo Minsang's luggage bags...
- Are loved by people of all ages. / - That's right.
Even my mom uses my luggage bag often.
That's right. His mother is always
using the luggage bag to pack his stuff
and kick him out of the house.
Why are you talking about my family?
He must've ate a ton to get kicked out.
Stop it.
A lot of you buy things like perfume
or makeup when you travel.
But sometimes when you get home and...
- Open your bag, the bottles are cracked. / - Right.
But that will never happen with our luggage bags.
It won't crack.
- It'll never crack. / - Right!
As you can see, there's no way it'll crack.
Hold on...
That's not a luggage bag.
That's like a case now.
- That's why it's surprising. / - It sure is.
Now we'll bring in travel expert Kim Suyeong.
Come on out.
Hello, everyone.
I'm travel expert Kim Suyeong.
You get thirsty walking around a lot on a trip.
But with Yoo Minsang's luggage bag,
you can quench your thirst.
What are you talking about?
You cut the top off
the pineapple like this.
You turn it around and grate the pineapple.
- You grate it. / - You're grating it on there?
And if you shake your luggage bag...
Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!
- What are you doing? / - See?
Fresh fruit juice is done!
What did you make?
What the...
What did you do to the bag?
It's mine!
He almost choked on it.
He tried to drink it too fast.
Allow us to tell you more about our product.
When you're at the airport, you sometimes have to...
- Wait for a long time. / - Right.
But you have nowhere to sit
and your bag is a bit too hard to sit on.
But don't worry anymore, people.
Yoo Minsang's luggage bag has a chair.
As you can see...
Right here...
We attached a chair.
Right here.
Sit here and it'll feel really nice.
I feel like that chair can cause an accident.
That's why it's surprising.
Everyone would be surprised then.
And that's not all, people.
Most luggage bags out there
aren't very secure.
But with Yoo Minsang's luggage bag,
the combination
is 300 digits, people.
Hold on.
How would you memorize something this long?
That's right people. Sometimes, you might not
remember such a simple combination.
It is not simple.
But we'll also provide you with a key.
What's surprising is that...
As you can see...
We have a potted plant on the back.
- What the... / - You all know, right?
Just hide it behind the potted plant.
And nobody will know.
- I'm sure. / - Nobody will know. people.
Isn't it amazing?
Very clever.
Right.
This isn't really a part of our bag, people.
Our bag uses biometrics for recognition.
It starts with voice-recognition first.
Bag, open.
Place your hand on top.
Now I'll place my hand here.
Place a human hand on top.
No, hold on...
It's just trying to be funny. No, no.
This is a human hand.
Again...
Your life line is short.
You're destined to be forever alone.
Why are you telling my fortune?
I'm throwing this thing out.
This thing is busted.
As you all know,
Yoo Minsang's luggage bags are very famous.
So there are a lot of knockoffs out there.
That's why we'll bring in an appraiser, Jeong Haecheol
who will tell us how to spot the fakes.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol and I'm an appraiser.
At the airport, you can see
many people using Yoo Minsang's luggage bag.
And there are many fakes out there.
So I'll tell you how to spot the fake ones.
First, this one...
I'll unzip it... Oh...
The zipper came off.
This is a real Yoo Minsang luggage bag.
What?
The next one...
If you roll it a bit... Oh, no...
A wheel came off.
This is a real Yoo Minsang luggage bag.
- Hold on. This is weird. / - Next...
I'll test how durable it is.
Take a look.
That's it.
- It's very sturdy and it won't crack. / - Right.
This one's a fake.
Excuse me!
Look out for the fakes, people.
Hey! Why would you throw those out? Hey!
What's your deal?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Don't forget the discounts.
When you're craving a late night snack...
Yoo Minsang's luggage bag.
What?
How is it related to food?
Why's he dressed like that?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's webfoot octopus.
It's a luggage bag!
Geez!